Suomen Salkkarit

 

 

Olen yrittänyt johdattaa uusia luokkalaisiani oriveteläiseen sarjakuvantekofilosofiaan. Tällä kertaa kahden minuutin sarjakuvilla. Joskus vielä saan ne luopumaan viivottimista ja lyijykynistä.

 

Reetta look, that child’s derping! // Don’t say something like that, it’s mean! / Just look at it.

Uni

So Animecon had become real weird. // In the evening they had a fancy VIP party. I could go there since my friend had an invitation. // But they had a fire alarm so we went to sit on a corner somewhere. // My friend started chatting with some bloke. // It was Robert fucking Pattison. // A conversation ensued: bluh bluh bluh // Robert Pattison’s ruining my experience of Doctor Who by watching it.

My friend Elli had been dreaming of David Tennant at the time. Isn’t that perfectly unfair?

Elli oli samoihin aikoihin nähnyt unta David Tennantista. Täydellisen epäreilua.

Memory Foooooam!

You seem very interested in those Christmas catalogues. / But these bargains are so STUPID. / ”Nailclipper with a flash light exclamation mark.” ”A fantastic super warm headgear.” It’s actually fucking ugly just look at it.

And then there’s some pillow for sitting: ”Memory Foam – it takes shape after your fucking arse.” / ”It’s also wonderful for car rides” Cars tend to have such hard benches, right?

Just think about it. Someone might take one to church!

Next day at school.