So Animecon had become real weird. // In the evening they had a fancy VIP party. I could go there since my friend had an invitation. // But they had a fire alarm so we went to sit on a corner somewhere. // My friend started chatting with some bloke. // It was Robert fucking Pattison. // A conversation ensued: bluh bluh bluh // Robert Pattison’s ruining my experience of Doctor Who by watching it.

My friend Elli had been dreaming of David Tennant at the time. Isn’t that perfectly unfair?

Elli oli samoihin aikoihin nähnyt unta David Tennantista. Täydellisen epäreilua.