You seem very interested in those Christmas catalogues. / But these bargains are so STUPID. / ”Nailclipper with a flash light exclamation mark.” ”A fantastic super warm headgear.” It’s actually fucking ugly just look at it.

And then there’s some pillow for sitting: ”Memory Foam – it takes shape after your fucking arse.” / ”It’s also wonderful for car rides” Cars tend to have such hard benches, right?

Just think about it. Someone might take one to church!

Next day at school.