So Animecon had become real weird. // In the evening they had a fancy VIP party. I could go there since my friend had an invitation. // But they had a fire alarm so we went to sit on a corner somewhere. // My friend started chatting with some bloke. // It was Robert fucking Pattison. // A conversation ensued: bluh bluh bluh // Robert Pattison’s ruining my experience of Doctor Who by watching it.
My friend Elli had been dreaming of David Tennant at the time. Isn’t that perfectly unfair?
Elli oli samoihin aikoihin nähnyt unta David Tennantista. Täydellisen epäreilua.
The most importantly that the person would tolerate a nasty person like me. // There aren’t many that can. Everyone else sucks. / You suck.
Other: Big noses. Long hair. British accent.
Sirkku’s teacher had been canning mushrooms in their kitchen. / Wat. // Later: Have you been picking muschrooms? / Not you too. // Aren’t there any forests in Pori. The two of you being students and all–
(For your information we were talking about mushrooms for food not the ones you thought we were talking about. You can pick mushrooms and berries in forests for free because of everyman’s right here in Finland. It’d be a nice way of spending less money on food if you weren’t as lazy as we are.)